Eurolite

I was looking at who's visited here, and I had one visit from a place described simply as "European country," and I thought, That's it! Let's have a generic European country! It would have cathedrals and good food and art and cafés and inhabitants who are friendly, no really, they are if you know how to approach them and so forth, but it would be cheaper, because it would be generic, like generic beer or cigarettes. Can you imagine the tourism bucks that would flood in? Everything European and desirable, but slightly less good and much cheaper? It would work for a whole huge demographic that happens to include me. I know, I know, there are some details to work out but that's not my concern—I'm more of a big-picture person.