Finding Tail Time

OK, I'm thinking about all these people in New York and New Jersey, state senators and governors and such, they're busy people, right? A million things to do every day. And yet they're somehow finding time for affairs and hookers and threesomes and goodness knows what all. So it occurs to me just now as I'm rushing through my morning routine, how in the hell do the find the time? Here I'm reading this David Allen Getting Things Done book, just to manage the far less ambitious professional and much more conventional social sides of my own life. (Mr. Allen says not a word about the undoubted time-management aspects of having a social life that involves, say, threesomes—if he knows anything, he's keeping it to himself.) You can argue the morality of it, but you have to admit, whatever else they are, these are very efficient people and I think we can agree to respect that.