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I've got this tiny spot on my shoulder, where I got sunburned all the time as a kid. I've been meaning to go to the doctor about it, since it could be precancerous—but what if it's too late? What if I die from it? All I can say is I would want some good to come from it. So if I do, send a contribution in lieu of flowers to the American Precancer Foundation. Together we can find a cure for precancer. Except, of course, we won't actually be together—I'll be dead.