And Now This

It's a minor hassle not having TV when news is, or may be, breaking. Like for instance, there's a helicopter hovering over town at this very moment. (I'd have video for you, but I couldn't pull it in well enough with my one video camera. Life is unfair.) What's going on? Bad accident? Hostage drama? Godzilla? No idea. I'll tell you when I know, but since I'm always the last to know things, you'll know already.