No Harm Asking
Just got my mail, and what do you know? There's a big envelope from Leonardo DiCaprio. Do you think he wants money? I mean, from me? That's a good one. Let's see...
OK, he's not directly asking me for money himself, but the appeal does come two or three pages in. They're worried about polar bears. I'm mildly concerned about the polar bears myself, but I have my own problems, Leonardo, and if they polar bears knew about them they'd probably be sending money to me. Will you help today? Send what you can to the Save the Freeman Foundation, General Delivery, Kennett Square, PA, 19348, USA. With your help, we can make a difference before it's too late.
OK, he's not directly asking me for money himself, but the appeal does come two or three pages in. They're worried about polar bears. I'm mildly concerned about the polar bears myself, but I have my own problems, Leonardo, and if they polar bears knew about them they'd probably be sending money to me. Will you help today? Send what you can to the Save the Freeman Foundation, General Delivery, Kennett Square, PA, 19348, USA. With your help, we can make a difference before it's too late.
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