Why You Should Hire Me To Write For You

Because the other day I was driving along and saw a sign for a laundromat with just two things on it: the name, and the words "Open to the public." Now, see, I could have helped that owner understand that "open to the public" is not the most important thing to tell the world about your laundromat. People pretty much assume that laundromats are open to the public—if there are snootily exclusive laundromats with huge fees to join that you have to be proposed for membership to, well, I haven't heard of them. A golf course that's open to the public? Sure, that would be good to have on the sign. Laundromats, not so much.