What's an Oscar Now?

I just realized that people are watching the Oscar dealie tonight. That's nice, if that's what you want to do. I don't want to and can't if I did, because I have no tubes to bring TV into my house. No cable, no dish, no broadcast, no nothing. I don't think this makes me a better person than people who have TV tubes. I don't think I'm a better person than anyone, really, except for, you know, psychopaths. I just don't want to pay for TV, considering what's on. If the Academy, whatever that is, likes one flick better than another, well, fine. I just don't care. I'm listening to Fats Waller. He just did "Your Feet's Too Big" and now he's doing "Honeysuckle Rose." Wonderful stuff. Enjoy the Oscars, if that's what your heart desires. I suppose I just lack the Oscar-watching gene, or something. Ooh! "Ain't Misbehavin'" just started. Bye!