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    <title>Things You See When You Leave the House</title>
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    <published>2010-03-17T11:06:21Z</published>
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    <summary>After a long, cooped-up winter I successfully left the house yesterday, and just like I predicted, leaving the house set me up to see something at least halfway remarkable. I went to a presentation and when the woman giving it...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[After a long, cooped-up winter I successfully left the house yesterday, and just like I predicted, leaving the house set me up to see something at least halfway remarkable. I went to a presentation and when the woman giving it walked in I stared at her, thunderstruck, because she looked almost exactly like someone I dated years ago. Not just appearance, but height, subtle nuances in gait and posture, type of hair style and footgear, it just went on and on. I tried to talk myself out of it, kept looking for distinct differences, but never managed to find any. If I ever have a chance to talk to a geneticist I'm going to ask if it's possible, in certain very rare instances, for a blonde woman in her forties to have a younger, brunette twin sister. <br /><br />Another remarkable thing was the strong turnout for this presentation, which was on social-network marketing. Just a few years ago, every business dude kept repeating those words and the phrase "Web 2.0" as if they were mantras like "nam myoho renge kyo" that would make you wildly successful if you just kept saying them mindlessly over and over again, whether you knew what they meant or not. And maybe the idea still retains a bit of mystical allure the less you know about it. Personally I was about at the level most of the other people in the room were—we knew what it was, vaguely, and knew it was probably worthwhile, and also knew it involves extra work. But it's like a law of physics or something that everything worthwhile involves extra work, doesn't it? Can't seem to avoid it, somehow.<br /><br />I also noticed that the little perennial flowers are blooming, the snowdrops and such. I'll leave it to Verlyn Klinkenborg (who I'm sure is a very nice man) to wring reams of lyrical, rhythmic, pseudopoetic (and at least for Verlyn, obscenely lucrative) prose out of such an observation. They were pretty, certainly. And after all the snow excitement their blooming seemed very matter-of-fact. The storms were dramatic, but the flowers are calm and self-possessed, like people who wake up with pleasantly sleepy smiles, yawn and stretch, and ask what's for breakfast. It's spring again, just like that. That's another thing I noticed, because I left the house.<br /><br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img alt="snowdrops.jpg" src="http://blog.mattfreemanwriter.com/mist_net/snowdrops.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="534" width="400" /></span><div><br /></div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>A Soggy Day</title>
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    <published>2010-03-14T16:11:52Z</published>
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    <summary>A couple of weeks ago, I felt some momentarily unidentifiable objects hitting me as I crossed a parking lot, and felt a small shock of recognition: It was rain. I&apos;d almost forgotten that precipitation came in non-blizzard form.Since then I&apos;m...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[A couple of weeks ago, I felt some momentarily unidentifiable objects hitting me as I crossed a parking lot, and felt a small shock of recognition: It was rain. I'd almost forgotten that precipitation came in non-blizzard form.<br /><br />Since then I'm all up to speed on that, though—it poured yesterday and it's raining steadily again today too. But what the hey—spring is about a week away astronomically speaking, it's officially Daylight Savings Time already, the snowdrops and other early perennials are coming out. Here and there a few smears of snow still stand, remnants of the mighty piles the plows built last month. They're forlorn holdouts now, like those solitary Japanese soldiers they would find on various Pacific islands into the Seventies, unaware, or unwilling to admit, that the war was over.<br /><br />That's pretty much the situation with the seasons—we could have a major snowstorm any day, but winter is effectively done. I'm glad we had the storms, they were fun, actually, but I'm ready for it to be spring for real and I bet I'm not alone in that. Maybe I'll get outside more and find something to blog about besides the weather. <br />]]>
        
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    <title>My Administration Condemns Grave Robbing in the Strongest Possible Terms</title>
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    <published>2010-03-10T00:46:28Z</published>
    <updated>2010-03-10T01:42:26Z</updated>

    <summary>A few months ago we heard that a former leader of Cyprus who was buried because he was dead had been stolen from his grave by grave robbers because that&apos;s what grave robbers do, and I thought for sure that...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[A few months ago we heard that a former leader of Cyprus who was buried because he was dead had been stolen from his grave by grave robbers because that's what grave robbers do, and I thought for sure that I had condemned this at the time but a quick search reveals that maybe I didn't. This blog regrets the omission. <br /><br />Today we hear the alleged! Innocent until proven! grave robbers have been <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8558979.stm">arrested</a>, and I'm glad, because grave robbers should be arrested, and because I get an opportunity to publicly say that grave robbing is wrong. It's wrong on many levels. Look, you leave a bicycle, a handbag, a camera sitting around, and you're leaving people open to temptation. It's wrong to take those things if they're not yours, but kind of understandable. But a dead body isn't much use to anyone—that's why burying was invented in the first place. Then there are the relatives and friends to consider. LIke most people, I have friends and family who've gone to their reward, and it would bother me considerably to hear that that someone had dug them up and stolen the body. So there's that. <br /><br />Finally there's the futility of it. I just don't see how your life is going to get better by robbing a grave. The alleged robbers allegedly made ransom demands, but let's face it, this is not like a situation with live hostages. I'm not in favor of taking live hostages either, by the way. I've always maintained that taking hostages creates more problems than it solves. But at least, from the practical point of view, the hostages are alive and harmable. If you took me hostage and threatened to kill me if you weren't paid a certain sum—a couple of hundred bucks, say—somebody would probably pony up. But the key thing you should keep in mind about dead bodies, if you're thinking of robbing graves at some future point, is this: Dead bodies are <i>already dead</i>. It's their most salient feature. What are you going to threaten them with? If you dig up my favorite deceased great aunt and threaten to run her body through a wood chipper, or dress it up in silly hats and put the pictures online, or make it into a coffee table, well, that would be distasteful and I'd oppose it in the strongest possible terms. Anything worth opposing is worth opposing in the strongest possible terms. But if you asked me for some six- or seven-figure sum not to do those things, well, I'd have to wonder about the effects of positive reinforcement. We don't want more grave robbing than exists at present. <br /><br />So! That's how I feel. In my mind there can be no equivocation, no two-sides-to-every-argument: grave robbing is wrong. If you don't agree, well, just deal with it. In conclusion, I'd like to say that when I was a kid I used to sit up at night and watch movies on TV, and sometimes they'd be <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film_noir"><i>film noir</i></a> movies, and those ones would always freak me out a little because it was about people letting their baser impulses guide them and it never, ever ended well. Those movies always made me swear that I would be a good, decent person and lead a good, decent life. I've logged a few miles and I won't presume to judge myself in this regard but I like to think I've tried. If your own baser impulses have led you to consider robbing graves but you've decided against it because of what I've said here tonight them I'm glad. Sorry to go on at length but I feel strongly about this.<br /> ]]>
        
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    <title>What&apos;s an Oscar Now?</title>
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    <published>2010-03-08T00:55:18Z</published>
    <updated>2010-03-08T01:04:34Z</updated>

    <summary>I just realized that people are watching the Oscar dealie tonight. That&apos;s nice, if that&apos;s what you want to do. I don&apos;t want to and can&apos;t if I did, because I have no tubes to bring TV into my house....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[I just realized that people are watching the Oscar dealie tonight. That's nice, if that's what you want to do. I don't want to and can't if I did, because I have no tubes to bring TV into my house. No cable, no dish, no broadcast, no nothing. I don't think this makes me a better person than people who have TV tubes. I don't think I'm a better person than anyone, really, except for, you know, psychopaths. I just don't want to pay for TV, considering what's on. If the Academy, whatever that is, likes one flick better than another, well, fine. I just don't care. I'm listening to Fats Waller. He just did "Your Feet's Too Big" and now he's doing "Honeysuckle Rose." Wonderful stuff. Enjoy the Oscars, if that's what your heart desires. I suppose I just lack the Oscar-watching gene, or something. Ooh! "Ain't Misbehavin'" just started. Bye! <br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The Hermit Leaves the House</title>
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    <published>2010-03-05T23:29:58Z</published>
    <updated>2010-03-05T23:59:07Z</updated>

    <summary>Yeah, I know, days without blogging. Well, let me remind you that blogging is not exactly a civic duty or anything. Perhaps, following my example, people who have nothing particular to say will simply—naahh, it&apos;ll never happen.So anyway, I&apos;ve been...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[Yeah, I know, days without blogging. Well, let me remind you that blogging is not exactly a civic duty or anything. Perhaps, following my example, people who have nothing particular to say will simply—naahh, it'll never happen.<br /><br />So anyway, I've been working hard but did actually leave the house now and then in the last few days. And I noticed things! Yes I did. I was walking across the supermarket parking lot and noticed droplets of water pattering on me, and felt a mild shock of recognition. It was raining! Glory be. I'd almost forgotten that precipitation was available in non-blizzard form.<br /><br />Then the other night, I was at a business card exchange, ostensibly trying to drum up some business but really just being out in the world, amusing myself by seeing what my fellow humans had to say. These things are actually kind of fun, because the sensible people are doing exactly the same thing. You might indeed make a business connection, but if you're all driven and desperate and needy about it, ur doing it rong. It's like dating—you talk to folks, see what they do, how it's going, where they're from, what their hobbies are, this and that. Maybe you actually could help a few, whatever. You need to get out of the house or office or whatever now and then, anyway, it's good for you.<br /><br />So it was the usual, lots of different folks. The nice thing about being a freelance writer is that people find it interesting and have ideas about what it's like and ask questions and so forth. If you sell office furniture, there's not many places for the conversation to go if people aren't in the market, but if you say you're a writer, they tell you about the novel they want to write or whatever. It's like if an actor went to a business card exchange. Nobody would give the actor any work, but they would ask questions, at least. One woman perked up when she saw I was a writer because she was a designer, and we're like cousins. So I'm talking to her, and I notice this bizarre thing: The right side of her eyes are a gray-green, the left side brown. Swear to God. One half this, the other that. I haven't seen that ever. Contacts? An incredibly rare genetic thing? I wanted to ask about it, was burning to, actually, but her husband was there too. He seemed like an amiable sort, but it just didn't seem like quite the thing to remark upon a woman's eye color with her husband standing three feet away, somehow. The soul of tact, that's me. But it was just one of the things I've noticed lately, out in the world.<br /> ]]>
        
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    <title>The Case of Cortot</title>
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    <published>2010-03-02T02:30:51Z</published>
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    <summary>It&apos;s Chopin&apos;s birthday, or was 200 years ago, so I thought I would do the the old fellow a favor and drag out the one CD I have of his stuff. I&apos;m not a huge fan, but years ago I...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[It's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopin">Chopin</a>'s birthday, or was 200 years ago, so I thought I would do the the old fellow a favor and drag out the one CD I have of his stuff. I'm not a huge fan, but years ago I saw a documentary about pianists and I liked the interpretations of Chopin's work by this one French guy, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Cortot">Alfred Cortot</a>, so I bought the CDs, thinking the piano player was a good piano player and that was that, right?<br /><br />Well, later on I heard that this Cortot was an enthusiastic collaborator with the Nazis. Eeew! But, being a calm fellow, I didn't take the discs out and burn them, although that's what the Nazis would have done with me if they could have gotten their way. I'm really pretty compartmentalized about these things, for the most part. Maybe he was pretty compartmentalized himself—Cortot's wife was "of Jewish origin," as Wikipedia rather vaguely puts it, and he was related to and friends with Leon Blum, the first Jewish prime minister of France. <br /><br />Wikipedia basically throws up its hands and says maybe he admired the Teutons because of the music and all. We're all human, are we not? Subject to little biases here and there? And France was a bit muddled and directionless in the Thirties, so maybe he thought that anything—a takeover by the Nazis, even—was a step in the right direction. <br /><br />After the war Cortot got some heat, but not much, for his supporting the Nazis. But I'm listening to his music at this very moment, and the music is very nice. I guess my feeling is that people have strengths and weaknesses. Alfred Cortot was good at playing the piano and bad at deciding who ought to run the world. Lots of people are bad at the second thing and can't play piano to save their lives, so I feel like I can let Alfred Cortot slide on this. It helps a lot that the Nazis lost the war, but still. I mean, l<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alfred_Cortot_01.jpg">ook that the man</a>—are those the eyes of a person whose political opinions are soundly reasoned? I don't think so either. The Nazis would have done what they did whether Alfred Cortot supported them or not. But he played the piano well. I'm willing to leave it at that.<br /> ]]>
        
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    <title>The Victims Who Aren&apos;t Anonymous</title>
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    <published>2010-02-27T17:39:41Z</published>
    <updated>2010-03-02T03:07:28Z</updated>

    <summary>This is Teannaki. When I went to Christmas Island (Kiritimati in Gilbertese) last year, he was the first person I met. Top-notch fishing guides tend to be self-possessed, quietly confident people, but I&apos;ve never met anyone who had that quality...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img alt="teannaki.jpg" src="http://blog.mattfreemanwriter.com/mist_net/teannaki.jpg" class="mt-image-right" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 20px 20px; float: right;" height="333" width="400" /></span>This is Teannaki. When I went to Christmas Island (Kiritimati in Gilbertese) last year, he was the first person I met. Top-notch fishing guides tend to be self-possessed, quietly confident people, but I've never met anyone who had that quality more than Teannaki. He was as burly as a stone god, and I thought to myself that he looked like he was carved from the trunk of an oak tree. He spoke little, and he radiated authority. <br /><br />He also seemed to have a thoughtful, preoccupied air, which might have been his nature or might have come from the tremendous complexity of guiding anglers in an environment with multiple variables—tide, weather, light, fish—that are always changing. He seemed to prefer thinking to talking, and it showed in his expression.<br /><br />But as we bumped down the dirt road in a van heading to the fishing camp, I saw his lighter side for the first time. He said that after we got settled in and unpacked, we'd get together and talk about our daily routine for the coming week in a open-air meeting hall in the camp's center. "The <i>maneaba</i>," I said. I'd done some reading, and in the Gilbert Islands (now the republic of Kiribati), it was a tradition for each village to have a large palm-thatched structure by this name where people would meet and discuss things. It's a central part of their culture, still important today—the republic's parliament is called a maneaba, for example.<br /><br />When I said that one word, Teannaki smiled for the first time since we'd met. He leaned forward and gave my arm a friendly poke with one of his stubby, strong fingers. "That's <i>our </i>word," he said. This was no great feat of linguistics on my part, but it really broke the ice. Teannaki was sitting in a van with four foreign strangers that he would be babysitting for a week, and I'm sure that in his thoughts was one big variable—what kind of people were we? Good guys? Jerks? And maybe my coming out with that one unexpected Gilbertese word, like a magician taking a dove out of a top hat, suggested to him that we were at least going to try to be good guys. Or maybe it was just a pleasant shock of recognition, like when you unexpectedly run into an old friend in a town full of strangers. <br /><br />At any rate, it was a nice moment, and not the only one. Teannaki showed us the best week of fishing any of us had ever had, and he and his staff earned our respect and affection many times over. And now there's a god-damned tsunami spreading across the Pacific. I can tell you there's not a lot of high ground in Christmas Island, and probably not a lot of it anywhere in Micronesia—it's all coral atolls, and they just don't grow all that high. The people there must have some provision for tsunamis, because they've been there for thousands of years. I hope they do, at any rate. When you've been to a far-off place and met people there, it worries you when you hear that they're facing a potential disaster. That little girl who came and did traditional dances for us the last night, the band that sang popular songs, the other guides, the nice folks who made our food and straightened up our rooms, Teannaki who smiled and poked me with his finger—I hope they're going to be safe. I hope the same for everyone, of course, but those people are real for me now, even if they live literally on the other side of the world, and I hope it for them even more. <br /><br />UPDATE: It appears that outside the area around Chile, this was kind of a meh event as tsunamis go. Seems like nobody has seen more than a knee-high wave anywhere. So for Teannaki and the little girl this was just an ordinary day, for the most part. Just another day in paradise—palm trees, frigate birds, the usual. Glad it turned out that way. <br />]]>
        
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    <title>Ou sont les neiges d&apos;aujourd&apos;hui? </title>
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    <published>2010-02-26T15:43:26Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-26T15:55:29Z</updated>

    <summary>So the last time we met here, three days ago, I was sighing pensively over the melting, muddy, soot-blackened remnants of two big blizzards. I mentioned how it&apos;s sort of nice to see the world transformed by a newly fallen...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[So the last time we met here, three days ago, I was sighing pensively over the melting, muddy, soot-blackened remnants of two big blizzards. I mentioned how it's sort of nice to see the world transformed by a newly fallen snow, and how the melting snow sets you up for spring to burst forth and so on, but the interim with the messy, gloppy snow is kind of depressing in an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias">Ozymandian</a> way—the once-mighty snow now pathetically humbled, like that.<br /><br />Well, that's no longer a problem. We're looking, literally, at another eight inches or so. No more bare patches, no more muddy bits or exhaust-blackened bits or anything like that. And I want to say to all my friends around here that you <i>cannot make it snow</i> by writing a blog post. That's magical thinking. Blame global warming, El Nino, the weather gods, the fates, whatever. Don't blame me. <br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The Snow Is Going</title>
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    <published>2010-02-23T15:09:51Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-23T15:55:50Z</updated>

    <summary>Disclaimer: The scene opposite does not represent the alley behind the house as it looks today. That picture was taken the day we all dug out after the second big storm, Son of Snowpocalypse. Today it&apos;s overcast and drizzly, and...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img alt="sonofsnowpocalypse.jpg" src="http://blog.mattfreemanwriter.com/mist_net/sonofsnowpocalypse.jpg" class="mt-image-right" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 20px 20px; float: right;" height="602" width="400" /></span>Disclaimer: The scene opposite does not represent the alley behind the house as it looks today. That picture was taken the day we all dug out after the second big storm, Son of Snowpocalypse. <br /><br />Today it's overcast and drizzly, and for a number of days now the snow has been melting. The mounds of it along the roads are blackened with exhaust, and it's mixed with mud anywhere people have walked. The weather is chilly and raw, and the scenery is depressing. <br /><br />Yes, it's easier to get around. For days those icicles there would drop water on the back steps, and the water would freeze at night, and if you went down the steps you stood a good chance of starting your day with a compound fracture. Today the steps are clear. And going to the store for food is something you can just do, without thinking how difficult or dangerous the conditions will be. There's something to be said for that.<br /><br />But it's still dreary. It's like if you lived in a city that was captured by an enemy army. Now the enemy is defeated, the columns of prisoners marching out of the city with weary, downcast expressions as even the most timid of the citizens jeer from the sidewalk. I know it's absurd to feel sympathy for snow, but these storms always have their moments of glory and then trail away ignominiously, and it's just not very uplifting, somehow. If you've ever seen a once-jaunty snowman shrink and sag more and more with every passing warm day, you may know what I mean.<br /><br />Of course I realize the rising temperatures and seeping water is setting us up for spring. Nature will come back to warm, brilliantly colored life. Just not today, that's all.<br />]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>A Creative Credo of Sorts, I Suppose</title>
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    <published>2010-02-19T09:04:28Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-19T10:19:11Z</updated>

    <summary> I was thinking about who I learn from, or not, and why. I know people who are relatively successful in various creative endeavors, and yet I don&apos;t learn anything useful from them, or at least don&apos;t want to, and...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img alt="sadclownpbn.jpg" src="http://blog.mattfreemanwriter.com/mist_net/sadclownpbn.jpg" class="mt-image-right" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 20px 20px; float: right;" height="401" width="271" /></span> <div>I was thinking about who I learn from, or not, and why. I know people who are relatively successful in various creative endeavors, and yet I don't learn anything useful from them, or at least don't want to, and I decided it came down to the kind of work they were doing, not the relative degree of success in the marketplace.<br /><br />Thing is, there aren't a lot of rules in creative fields, the way there might be in medicine or engineering. But there are some, and a lot of people follow them blindly. "Avoid clichés," writers say, or "Don't use the passive voice." But see, here's the thing: Rules were made to be broken. Sometimes you want the object of the action as the subject of the sentence, and that's when passive is useful. And if you've heard a phrase before, maybe it's because that's the pithiest way to state the idea. <br /><br />So following the rules is fine up to a point, but if you lean on it too much your work can become plodding, formulaic, and earthbound. That doesn't mean it will fail in the marketplace. Bricklayers work in a plodding, step-by-step manner, and they make good, useful things. Certain highly successful artists, writers, musicians and so forth do essentially the same thing, and good for them. <br /><br />But merely following rules and patterns is a little too easy, isn't it? Do this, do this, do that, you're done. You're laying bricks all day, every day. I was thinking about that, and then I was thinking about other creative people whose work I like better, and I decided their work was based less on rules than on inspiration. <br /><br />And I remembered those summer nights when we were kids and we would get those long, thin boxes of sparklers and light them up. They would make this blazing star of fizzing white light, and I guess every kid who ever ran around with sparklers at a twilight barbecue discovered that if you waved it through the air, it would leave a trail on your retinas that would hang there in the darkness for a second or so. And that's how it works when it's right, in my own humble opinion—you get inspired by something, and you want to express it out artistically. And if it goes right, what you do, your words, notes, paint, whatever, leaves a lingering glow in other people's minds that cuts through the meaningless murk of daily life and hangs there like the Northern Lights.<br /><br />We had a couple of pretty good snowstorms recently where I live, and I thought of the "Winter" concerto from Vivald's <i>The Four Seasons</i>. I don't know much about Vivaldi and whether he preferred to follow the rules or to break them. I only know that I thought about that piece while the snow was howling relentlessly down on us, because the music <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGdFHJXciAQ">sounds like winter</a>.  The fierceness of the storms, and the lovely, still purity afterward. I don't think Antonio V. thought too much about whether he was in line with the commonly accepted best practices and techniques in Baroque composition while he was writing this. I think he mostly sat down and had a long think about what winter would sound like if it were music. And he finally got a pretty good sense of where to go, and then he dipped the quill pen in the inkwell and started writing. Three centuries later, people still play it and listen to it, because it still sounds like winter. Is there a rule to be found in that? Because if there is, it might be one of the ones worth following.<br /></div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Tardy Gras</title>
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    <published>2010-02-16T23:29:29Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-16T23:35:55Z</updated>

    <summary>Whoa hey Fat Tuesday kind of snuck up on me, since I didn&apos;t realize until, like, dinnertime, that that&apos;s what day it is. So I dug around, found some Cajun seasoning, and sprinkled it on the pork chop I was...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[Whoa hey Fat Tuesday kind of snuck up on me, since I didn't realize until, like, dinnertime, that that's what day it is. So I dug around, found some Cajun seasoning, and sprinkled it on the pork chop I was broiling. And I'll make a point of listening to some of Dr. John's "Gumbo" album, one of the best New Orleans R&amp;B albums ever, and also the Dixie Cups' version of "Iko Iko," which is a cappella and charming. They did it off the cuff, just hanging out in the studio, hitting Coke bottle with pencils and so forth. <br /><br />I guess I would find Mardi Gras a more important holiday, an opportunity for a last hurrah, so to speak, if I intended to give anything up for Lent, but I don't. I've given too much up already. Have a good Lent, if you're observing it. <br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Hearts and Flowers</title>
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    <published>2010-02-15T12:28:01Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-15T14:05:12Z</updated>

    <summary>Yesterday I was with friends who said that in church that morning the preacher had suggested they give some thought to people who were alone on Valentine&apos;s Day, which he added was at least partly a made-up holiday. I was...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[Yesterday I was with friends who said that in church that morning the preacher had suggested they give some thought to people who were alone on Valentine's Day, which he added was at least partly a made-up holiday. I was trying to remember what I'd heard myself about its origins, and I dimly recalled reading that the fellow in question wasn't so much a real loverboy or anything. It was more that he was friendly, wrote people nice letters, something like that. I decided that once home I would look it up, and good old illusion-destroying Wikipedia says that outside of his having been a martyr, we don't know a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Valentine">damn thing</a> about St. Valentine. <br /><br />It was Geoffrey Chaucer who started the whole Valentine's day thing, it seems. Well, good for him. There ought to be a day consecrated to Eros, and if it's in the winter, so much the better, no? It's the summer in the Southern Hemisphere, of course, and that works too. Pretty much any day would work. But even if there's no real reason that it should be on February 14, we might as well leave things as they are. After all this time, six or seven centuries, "Valentine's Day" sounds like what it is. Suppose the Church researched the matter and found that the real patron saint of lovers was Athanasius, say, or Norbert? "Here you are, honey, Happy Norbert's Day?" No, no, I'm all for being real and genuine and accurate but in this, let's just carry on as always. <br /><br />One more thing: Until my last haircut, I'd not heard about this gold rose thing. The woman who cuts my hair receives a gold rose from her husband every February 14, and she was telling me he wanted to give her a silver one this year because it would make a nice contrast, and she told him he was wrong, gold and silver don't go together, it doesn't work that way. We both agreed that men are clueless about such things. I went home and checked it out and found you can get a gold rose for about 60 bucks, which is roughly what a really nice bouquet of real roses might cost. Personally I think the real ones are the way to go. Gold roses are made by taking a once-real rose and electroplating the damn thing. I think that's a horrible, torturous thing to do to a rose. Flowers are ephemeral—it's one of the things that makes them charming. You might as well give someone a rose that was mummified. <br /><br />At any rate, let me belatedly say that if your life is blessed with the love of which the poets speak, then good for you. If you have something going on that works for you okay, that's also nice. If there's someone you remember wistfully, someone you hope will be happy forever, well, that's love too, isn't it? Or maybe you have a pet that you love, or a place, or a piece of music, or a moment in a piece of music—whatever moves you, whatever becomes a part of you, somehow. I don't know what you call those feelings if you don't call them love.<br /><br />And if you're thinking back over the your love life, cataloging the good bits, you might even feel free to think about someone you encountered just for a moment once, might you not? I was walking down a sidewalk years ago, and a young woman came winging around a corner fast enough that her handbug swung out and some sort of pen or eyeliner or something came out and clattered on the ground. She didn't notice, so I picked it up, called to her, and offered it. She turned around and stopped— tall, she was, pretty, with raven hair. When she realized I was giving her back this thing she'd dropped, she gave me an absolutely dazzling smile. "<i>Merci</i>," she said, took it, and continued briskly on her way. That was in Paris, actually, on a warm, sunny day long ago. <br /><br />So! Anyway. Valentine's Day was yesterday, today is the 15th and it's time for breakfast. <br /><br /><br /> 

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    <title>Hyping Snowstorms: Advice for Future Reference</title>
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    <published>2010-02-10T09:48:55Z</published>
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    <summary>See, I know I sound like a mad scientist in the movies, it&apos;s not the first time, believe me, but—I warned them, the fools! I did. I said you shouldn&apos;t call a biggish snowstorm &quot;Snowpocalypse&quot; or &quot;Snowmageddon,&quot; suggesting that this...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[See, I know I sound like a mad scientist in the movies, it's not the first time, believe me, but—<i>I warned them, the fools! </i>I did. I said you shouldn't call a biggish snowstorm "Snowpocalypse" or "Snowmageddon," suggesting that this is the snowstorm that will basically end the world, when there might be other, slightly more severe storms coming later in the same damn week. And now this seems to be the case. The winter storm warning has been canceled and a blizzard warning put in its place, which just means slightly more snow (possibly up to 22 inches here) and winds up to 45 miles an hour. And they keep using the word "explosively," like that'll get it through our thick heads that this will be a good storm. <br /><br />One thing they stress—don't go driving around later. And if you do drive, they say, have a winter survival kit with you. I have no intention of driving, but I have a winter survival kit anyway—books, a piano, plenty of good food including a big pot of lentil soup, and about three-quarters of a gallon of cheap port. I'll be just fine. See you in the spring, folks.<br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The Twin Who Wasn&apos;t Evil</title>
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    <published>2010-02-08T16:23:59Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-08T16:50:33Z</updated>

    <summary>My social life lately has been confined to a few brief blizzard-free intervals here and there but I did get out the other night to a gallery show featuring a local photographer whose work I&apos;ve admired. Later in the evening...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[My social life lately has been confined to a few brief blizzard-free intervals here and there but I did get out the other night to a gallery show featuring a local photographer whose work I've admired. Later in the evening I was introduced to a woman who immediately started telling me about the thing in life that was bothering her the most at the time, the way complete strangers will do on airplanes and so forth. And it seemed the thing that bothered her most was her twin sister. <br /><br />It all came out in a rush, and I don't remember most of the complaints, but one stood out—the woman looked at me and said one word—"<i>Men</i>"—and widened her eyes meaningfully. She didn't have to draw me a picture: the sister habitually stole men from her. Then she nodded toward a different part of the room. And there was the sister—also blonde, same height and general appearance, but there were some dramatic differences all the same. My sister had a black business suit on and a grim, dutiful expression. The other sister had a short skirt, dark stockings, flirtatiously tousled hair, and a gaggle of men around her. I couldn't see her face but she undoubtedly wore an expression of naughty glee. <br /><br />There's a shock of recognition when you first encounter something that you've always heard of but never actually seen before, and that shock came to me in that moment. "She's an evil twin!" I said. "Like in the soap operas! I didn't know that was a real thing!"<br /><br />She didn't laugh or smile; maybe to her I was just stating an obvious fact. Other introductions followed and we got swirled apart, but I kept an eye on her. That grim expression never changed. She seemed to be contemplating the few possible solutions to her problem: murder, relocating to another continent, various difficult and drastic expedients. I felt sorry for her and still do—evil twins are oodles of fun on television shows, but having one in real life, maybe not so much.<br />]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The System Still Works A Little Bit</title>
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    <published>2010-02-07T06:59:46Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-07T07:18:29Z</updated>

    <summary>I feel asleep reading and woke up sleeping and got up to fall asleep again, and at 1:59 a.m. I was looking at dopey stuff on the Intertubes when the cat and I heard a scraping noise—the little town has...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[I feel asleep reading and woke up sleeping and got up to fall asleep again, and at 1:59 a.m. I was looking at dopey stuff on the Intertubes when the cat and I heard a scraping noise—the little town has a snowplow out tidying up the street. It was good to see. Now, the borough council here is a mixed group, but pretty together as a whole. And the borough manager (they're the people who really run small towns) is a smart, good guy. And if the crews are out getting things right in the small hours after a big storm, well, that's kind of cool. I'm a little concerned about the polity at the national level but here in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania, we're hard at work getting the snow off the street. If you want to interpret this to mean that I think government should be small, but at least big enough to clear the snow away and accomplish other desirable group goals, that would be a reasonable opinion. At any rate, if I can't be blissfully asleep, it's almost as blissful to be awake to see my tax money at work getting the streets clear in the middle of the night. Heartening, you know? The plow driver is out there, doing it, getting the streets clear, and I'm working to notice and appreciate it, and to some extent all's right with the world. <br />]]>
        
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